Original Protein Iced Latte

“Oh, the irony of calling it a 'protein' iced latte! Tim Hortons tries to lure us in with the promise of a healthier boost, but let’s be honest—this isn’t fooling anyone with a discerning palate. The coffee flavor is practically a ghost, buried beneath a tidal wave of syrupy sweetness. It's like they used the coffee as an afterthought rather than the main act. At least it’s not offensively overpriced at $3.13, but still, why settle for mediocrity?”